As She-Ra, she was an incredible powerhouse of a hero, defeating evil daily in her own unique way.īoomstick: Unique is sure one way to put it. Wiz: With this blade in hand, and her mind all her own, Adora joined the Rebellion against the Horde.
Wiz: Uh, well, holding the sword wards off possession and mind control, so I suppose that could include alcohol.īoomstick throws it away, Wiz ducks as it flies past him. Indeed I am.īoomstick: That's a really deep voice for a horse to have. She-Ra can even use it to transform her horse into a flying alicorn, Swift Wind. Wiz: It's comparable to He-Man's Sword of Power, which stems from an eternal deity of natural order. We cut to Wiz and Boomstick, with Boomstick holding the Sword of Protection.īoomstick: It's the ultimate Swiss Army Knife, er, sword.īoomstick: It can deflect magic attacks, uh, shoot some energy beams, cut through lighting, and freeze you solid. Wiz: A lasso, a shield, a boomerang, a parachute, a grappling hook, a tennis racket, a baseball bat, a net, and a coffee mug. Wiz: As the Princess of Power, She-Ra possesses god-like speed and strength, and wields the Sword of Protection like a master.īoomstick: It's no ordinary sword, either. her mind was healed, and she transformed into the heroic She-Ra.īoomstick: (singing) She-Ra, She-Ra~! (hums) Man, that song's so much better than He-Man's. He was on a quest to find a wielder for a magical weapon, the legendary Sword of Protection.īoomstick: Wouldn't you know it, when Adora touched his sword.
Wiz: Years passed, but eventually, He-Man stumbled upon his sister while he was busy with something else. Sadly, she was kidnapped from Eternia by the Horde's leader, Hordak, and brainwashed to become his brutal enforcer on Etheria.īoomstick: Okay, who came up with these planet names? I'm already confused. Wiz: But before he was He-Man, Prince Adam had a twin sister, Princess Adora. I bet you'll never guess which one's the bad guys. Wiz: A timeless war raged on between two planets, Eternia and Etheria.īoomstick: On Eternia was everyone's favorite Conan the Barbarian wannabe.īoomstick: And Etheria was the home of the Horde. Wiz: Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away.īoomstick: Uh, but not so far that it could be copyright infringement! Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win. Wiz: And Wonder Woman, the warrior princess of the Amazons. Wiz: Some even take it upon themselves to protect other lands they've never known.īoomstick: Like She-Ra, the Princess of Power in Etheria. (*Cues: Wiz & Boomstick - Brandon Yates*)īoomstick: Not every princess needs some knight in shining armor they've never met to rescue them.
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